1.Like A Rocket
8...7...6...5...4...3...2...Yeah!
Like A Rocket
Like A Rocket
Like A Rocket
Mmm mmm Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah.
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
I got the whole universe in the palm of my hand.
Punch the transmission
Four on the floor
It's an awful lotta mill for a thirty two Ford
(If) it's got no fenders or running boards
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Like A Rocket-Mmm mmm
Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
If you drive a car then you understand...GO!
-guitar solo-------------(SCREAM)
Cruisin' down town
Everyone sees
Everyone's gotta car- wants a piece of me
Radio stays on hillbilly bop
Stickshift pokin' through the old rag top
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Like A Rocket-Mmm mmm
Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm
I got the whole universe in the palm of my hand.
8...7...6...5...4...3...2...YEAH!
Yeah kids, that's 'Like A Rocket'.
That's Rock and roll!
2.Loco Gringos Like A Party
Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party
And they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm
Fruit fly showed me
The beginning of life
Cuttin' up limes
With a dull butter knife
Loco gringos like a party
With five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party
And they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm
Go!
The cadillac hearse, tequila bottle fins
At gringo manor, the party really never ends
Loco gringos like a party
With five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party
And they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm
(Spoken softly) that's the sound of us fighting for the worm
(Spoken softly) that's the worm there
(Spoken softly) hear the worm
(Spoken softly) and see the worm
(Spoken softly) hey, that's crazy
Alright!
A neon bus painted like the mexican flag
Hey there pablo, whatcha got in the bag？
Corndogs!
Loco gringos like a party
With five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party
And they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Yeah!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
Loco gringos like a party
Ole!
3.What's Reminding Me Of You
Ok lets go
I see the flowers on vine
And you come into my mind
I see the colors blue and red
And you pop into my head
I see the swans out on the lake
Anything is all it takes
Seems that everything that i do
Is what is reminding me of you
Whats reminding me of you
Is everything i do
Theres a little place you dwell
In my memory so well
And it just seems by now
I could have found somebody new
But i can't get a thought in edgewise
Thats reminding me of you
As i strum on my guitar
I stop to wonder where you are
I can see you pretty face
Anytime or any place
In my mind i see so well
Your perfume i smell
And your lips so sweet as dew
Is whats reminding me of you
Whats reminding me of you
Is everything i do
Theres a little place you dwell
In my memory so well
And it just seems by now
I could have found somebody new
But i can't get a thought in edgewise
Thats reminding me of you
I see a flash of light or dark
Then the memorys really start
Our kitchen, couch, and bed
Start blazing through my head
I want you back so bad
I would give all i had
Another thought and heres my cue
To think another thought of you
Whats reminding me of you
Is damn near everything i do
Theres a little place you dwell
In my memory so well
And it just seems by now
I could have found somebody new
But i can't get a thought in edgewise
Thats reminding me of you
Whats reminding me of you
Whats reminding me of you
Whats reminding me of you
4.The Party In Your Head
At the party in your head, sure that sounds like fun
The carpet bagger brings, you party in the sun
Eye balls in full bloom,do you ever go to bed
Don't ever wind up dead, at the party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The race against what's real,you gotta help me lead
You stab yourself with little pricks, a thousand times a week
A good time was had by all, three guys and now one's dead
Quite the gala ball, at the party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
Early Christmas morn, she's waiting by the tree
All she wants from santa is to be on daddy's knee
Carpet baggers call and monkeys must be fed
Even santa can not crash the party in you head
The party in your head
The party in your head
The party in your head
5.The Girl In Blue
Hey!
Ho!
What evil thing
The girl in blue
What hellish pain
She put me through
My stomach's all tied up in knots
She's so pretty, she's so hot
Pouting lips brought forth to see
Uh, that evil be
With curves that kill
And eyes that sting
The angels cry
And demons sing
Oriental satin blue
Mary Jane stilleto shoe
How naive it was of me
How wicked girls can be
What evil thing
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
Yeah!
Hey!
Ho!
What evil thing
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
What an evil thing
Yeah, Yeah!
What an evil thing
Yeah!
What an evil thing
The girl in blue
The girl in blue
6.Sue Jack Daniels
last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine
everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea
then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor
lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night
he pushed me into a thorny ol' bush
only about a hundred needles down on my tush
having so much fun with my buddies at the bar
but it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my here I go
Look in the mirror and what do I see
some big ol' cancker sore lookin thing on me no!!!
I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win
I'm gonna take that money and do it all again
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night
I'm gonna sue
Jack Daniels
just me and you
gonna have a duel
high noon
7.Pride Of San Jacinto
Instrumental
8.Now, Right Now
Yeah you, tried to give it to me then,
But that, was a long time way back when,
And you, tried to give it to me again again again,
But I didn't want it,
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
Yeah we, could have the sweetest thing,
Yes we, could live what others only sing,
But you, got so very very stuck up all of a sudden,
It just doesn't make sense.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
Yeah I, was really stupid to believe,
That you, would always be there wanting me,
Now I, beg you please to forgive me forgive me forgive me
forgive,
But you ain't about to do it,
I want it now right now right now right now right now right now.
Right now right now right now right now right now.
Aint talkin' about tomorrow,
And I didn't want it the day before,
So guess when I want it,
I want it now!... Right now!... Right now!
Might never know,
And I didn't want it to hurt you.
I want it now! Yeah!
9.Cowboy Love
I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up
truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.
A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,
I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.
That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.
That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
Kind of love,
Kind of love.
10.The Entertainer
11.Liquor, Beer ＆ Wine
The doctor says I'm livin'
On precious borrowed time
With all the time I'm givin'
To liquor, beer and wine
The X-rays of my liver
Look like molded old Swiss cheese
My heart pumps blood and alcohol
Through hardened arteries
Everybody knows me
Down at the local bar
I drink until I can't see
And I wonder where you are
I guess I let my health go
Since you quit bein' mine
But there was nothing to replace you
'Cept liquor, beer and wine
Liquor, beer and wine
Is a flashing sign I see
Every single morning I get up
It's buzzing down at me
I look up to the heaven's
For a ray of hope to shine
And there it is in neon
Liquor, beer and wine
Ever since you've left me
I've lived out of my car
Parked between the liquor store
And Uncle Bubba's bar
Booze helps ease the heartache
But you're constantly in mind
As constant as that buzzing noise
Of Uncle Bubba's sign
Liquor, beer and wine
Is a flashing sign I see
Everyday morning I get up
It's buzzing down at me
I look up to the heaven's
For a ray of hope to shine
And there it is in neon
Liquor, beer and wine
12.I Can't Surf
I can't surf!
And neither can you!
13.Five-O Ford
Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race,
That happened out in a secluded place
Where no one lives
'cept cows and a few raccoons
I was drivin' around in my shoebox car,
My baby and me underneath the stars,
My engine was knockin
But i knew it'd clear real soon.
I was cruisin' along 'bout 95,
I looked in my mirror and man alive
Some guy was gaining on me
As his engine roared.
So i gave that holly carb some gas,
My baby cried out don't let him pass,
I guess it's just that bitch got bored,
I had to race my fucked up ford.
I made the turn at 108,
And he was up on my back gate,
And I knew he had something bad,
Underneath that hood.
So I pushed it up to 110,
That flathead motor was about to give in,
I crossed my fingers and prayed to the lord,
Don't let me down you f＊＊＊ed up ford.
It's my fucked up ford!
It's my fucked up ford!
When cherry tops began to spin,
I knew this race was about to end,
It's a cop by god
My engine can't give no more.
He threw me in jail, warrant ignored
My car blew up as the oil poured,
I guess it's just that bitch got bored,
I had to race my fucked up ford.
It's my fucked up ford! whoooo!
It's my fucked up ford!
14.One Time For Me
Say my hearts full of lust,
Say my brains goin' bad,
You got your toy you got to use it use it use it,
Cause you're drivin' me mad.
I really wanna,
Wanna see ya,
Do it to yourself
Right now whoa!
Come on and work it baby,
It's just me,
It's not that most don't know how
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
I know when you're alone,
And you're sure no one is there,
You got desire saying pump it pump it pump it pump it
'till you cum everwhere yeah!
Say you don't do it,
I know you do,
You can't tell me you can't no no whoa!
You know I love you baby,
Let's have fun,
Come on and give me a show
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
Yeah you do that real good,
I've never seen you so bad,
I just got to try to free ya free ya free ya free ya
Give you the best that you've had yeah!
I really wanna, wanna see ya, wanna see you explode right now
whoa!
Come on and work it baby,
Churn that butter honey,
You're gonna get it and how!
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
Yeah!
15.Eat Steak
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear？
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear？
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear？
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes 'Mooooo'
Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup
Saw a big Brahma Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear？
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
16.Big Red Rocket Of Love
I got a red car with blue tail lights
Shiny red seats with piping in white
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good
Lets go
Ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
I got a little honey you just got to know
Drivin' this bomb as fast it will go
Drive the red rocket past the local dive
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba in overdrive
Lets go
Ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
Horny little baby in my back seat
Pull my velveteen curtain with pleats
Pick a little spot were no one will be
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-make love to me
Lets go
Ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
17.Where In The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face.
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on.
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place.
You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set.
You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door.
You left with my very best friend - our dog Smokey.
But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor.
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush？
And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night？
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights.
-- Guitar solo --
You didn't leave my little five dollar alarm clock.
You didn't even leave a note; I guess it's all been said.
You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa.
And now that I'm used to the couch, you left the bed.
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush？
And where in the hell have you been for the last three days？
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face.
18.Jimbo Wallace Introduction
Chain driven wallet
Above ground pool
J-I-M-B-O
Slap bass bones
Rock-a-billy ultra cool
J-I-M-B-O
Nature Boy Jimbo
Get in your pick'em up truck
Go cruise around with Lady Luck
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
Go!
Bar-B-Q on a wednesday
Six pack in his hand
J-I-M-B-O
Truck stop knick-knack shopper
From Deer Park Texas land
J-I-M-B-O
Pompadour skull tattooed on his arm
But Jimbo never did nobody no harm
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
Go!
Jimbo!
Go!
Big calloused hands
That slap that bass!
J-I-M-B-O
Sent me to the doctor
Thirty stitches on my face!
J-I-M-B-O
Nature Boy Jimbo
Get in your pick'em up truck
Go cruise around with Lady Luck
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
Go!
19.Big Red Rocket／Folsom Prison Blues
I got a red car with blue tail lights
Shiny red seats with lining in white
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
I got a little honey you just got to know
Drivin' this bomb as fast it will go
Drive the red rocket past the local dive
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba in overdrive
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
Horny Little baby in my back seat
Pull my velveteen curtain with pleats
Pick a little spot were no one will be
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-make love to me
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
20.Bales Of Cocaine
Well I was workin' on my farm, 'bout 1982
Pullin' up some corn, and a little carrot, too
When two low-flyin' airplanes, 'bout a hun'red feet high
Dropped a buncha bales of somethin', 'bout hit me in the eye
So I cut a bale open, and man was I surprised
A buncha large sized baggies, with big, white rocks inside
So I took a little sample, and my crazy brother Joe
Sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, 'Horton, that's
someblow!'
(Chorus)
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' planes
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just thesame
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like the pourin' rain
My life changed completely by those low-flyin' planes
I loaded up them bales in my pick 'em up truck
Headed west for Dallas, where I might try my luck
I didn't have a notion that I could sell 'em there
Thirty minutes later I was a millionare
(Chorus)
Now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when I get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane
(Chorus)
21.Where The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face.
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on.
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place.
You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set.
You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door.
You left with my very best friend - our dog Smokey.
But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor.
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush？
And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night？
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights.
-- Guitar solo --
You didn't leave my little five dollar alarm clock.
You didn't even leave a note; I guess it's all been said.
You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa.
And now that I'm used to the couch, you left the bed.
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush？
And where in the hell have you been for the last three days？
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face.
22.Psychobilly Freakout
It's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!？)
It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's a psychobilly freakout!
23.Indigo Friends
As long as I live
I won't know why
Why some of my friends
Turn to indigo, God
They just gave up
Thats what they did
The secret thing they very well hid
Everyone loses when heroin wins
I just miss my indigo friends
These are not bad men
These are not bad girls
They just stray by
In their own little world
Wrestling Dan and Tom and Jay
Will and others showed life today
Fought that fight no one wins
Heroin stole my indigo friends
As time slips by
I sit and wonder why
Why them not me
Oh why them not me
I thank the Lord did not go there
Really didn't see their life to sin
Really didn't know till the bitter end
Heroin stole my indigo friends
Indigo friends
As long as I live
I won't know why
Why some of my friends
Turn to indigo, God
They just gave up
Thats what they did
The secret thing they very well hid
Everyone loses when heroin wins
I just miss my indigo friends
Indigo friends
Indigo friends
Indigo friends
24.Callin' In Twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in bland
The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Look man I am oh so wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Won't be the first time I lost a good job
Look at me now - a drunken slob
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
25.Galaxy 500
You take the dog
I'll take the Galaxy 500
You get the cat
I get the couch you don't want anymore
You take the fish
I'll take the bowl
You take the dishes
While you're at it take my soul
But things ain't so bad
Cause i got a galaxy 500
You get the house
I get a cheap motel room
You get a friend
But that should not matter to me anymore
You have a date he's just a friend
I can't believe that this is the end
But things aint so bad
Cause I got a Galaxy 500
Galaxy 500 in a Galaxy 500
Galaxy 500
I'm in my own galaxy 1973
In my own galaxy
You probably would have wanted this too
But it's not air conditioned
No it's not air conditioned
No it's not air conditioned
No it's not air conditioned
It's not air conditioned
Open the trunk
All of my dirty laundry
All of my junk in the yard
And scattered out into the street
You have the thing with my old guitar
I can't believe that you took it this far
But things ain't so bad
Cause i got a Galaxy 500
Galaxy 500
In a Galaxy 500
Galaxy 500
In a galaxy 500
26.Spend A Night In The Box
Say something wrong (spend a night in the box)
Stay out to long (spend a night in the box)
Stray out of line (spend a night in the box)
Sway outta time (spend a night in the box)
Veer those eyes at curly blonde locks
Spend a night in the box (spend a night in the box)
She's a beautiful girl and she's dear to me
But there's certain little way thatI gotta be
Like Cool Hand Luke I'm shaking it here
'Boss' she calls and I'm all ears
Straight up and down (spend a night in the box)
She doesn't utter a sound (spend a night in the box)
When she's mad at me (spend a night in the box)
I gotta pay the fee (spend a night in the box)
Like Cool Hand Luke I'm busting rocks
Spend a night in the box (a night in the box)
Stayed up all night and watched Cool Hand Luke
He ate fifty eggs and didn't even puke
My flappin' tongue has sealed my fate
What we got is a failure to communicate
Say her friend is cute (spend a night in the box)
That was beaut' (spend a night in the box)
Forget Valentines day (spend a night in the box)
Have eyes that stray (spend a night in the box)
Where sanity comes and ticks and tocks
spend a night in the box (a night in the box)
She's a beautiful girl and she's dear to me
But there's certain little way thatI gotta be
Like Cool Hand Luke I'm shaking it here
'Boss' she calls and I'm all ears
Straight up and down (spend a night in the box)
She doesn't utter a sound (spend a night in the box)
When she's mad at me (spend a night in the box)
I gotta pay the fee (spend a night in the box)
Like Cool Hand Luke I'm busting rocks
Spend a night in the box (a night in the box)
27.Jimbo Song
Chain Driven Wallet
Above Ground Pool
J-I-M-B-O
Slap Bass Bones
Rock-a-Billy Ultra Cool
J-I-M-B-O
Nature Boy Jimbo
Get In Your Pick'em Up Truck
Go Cruise Around With Lady Luck
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
(go)
Barb-B-Q On A Wednesday
Six Pack In His Hand
J-I-M-B-O
Truck Stop Nick-Knack Shopper
From Deer Park Texas Land
J-I-M-B-O
Pompadour Skull Tattooed On His Arm
But Jimbo Never Did Nobody No Harm
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
(go)
(Jimbo... Go)
Big calousecd hands
That slap That Bass!
Sent Me To The Doctor
Thirty Stitches On My Face!
J-I-M-B-O
Nature Boy Jimbo
Get In Your Pick'em Up Truck
Go Cruise Around With Lady Luck
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
J-I-M-B-O
(go)
28.Death Metal Guys
Rockabilly guys like hot rod cars
They like hot women and their neighborhood bar
Death metal guys will grow long hair
Work real hard to have an evil stare
They're kind of medieval, those death metal guys
Jerry Lee Lewis shot his bass player down
Down to the ground with a .38 round
But death metal guys would have eaten his brains
And people call Jerry Lee Lewis insane
Rockabilly guys like rockabilly chicks
Death metal guys think they're all country hicks
But death metal guys still live with their mom
On the Internet learning how to embalm
So they go kill a dog, those death metal guys
It's really kind of hard to live in harmony
Hot rod cars and blasphemy
Hair in your face or hair way up high
I'm a rockabilly cat, not a death metal guy
I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
Yeah! Whoo!
I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
And I don't eat brains, like death metal guys
29.Please Don't Take The Baby To The Liquor Store
Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take our milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store
Don't need tequila candy with the worm inside
It's hard for him to swallow, as well as our pride
His dirty feet might dangle like it's some fun ride
But it's not a grocery basket when there's booze inside
Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store
I searched our dusty pantry for some old saltines
The kids say they are hungry and I know what they mean
A jar of party olives and some grenadine
Can't satisfy their hunger like those pork and beans
Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store
Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day
Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store
Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
Liquor store
30.It's Martini Time
Hey, buddy do you got the time？
No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime,
But I got two olives and a couple of limes,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
Tee Martoonis at bunch with the loss,
I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
Dirty, dry up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
It's martini time.
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!
It's Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Perfectly poured and top of the line.
It's martini time
It's martini time
31.Baddest Of The Bad
I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
Everything is bad including me,
But being bad is good policy,
It protects me from your past,
'till your memory's gone at last
Everything is bad including me.
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure.
I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
32.Big Sky
Instrumental
33.The Devil's Chasing Me
Sunset lights the sky
And there's a shadow over me
Black clouds in the east
And there's a twister underneath
A long black limousine
And there's a demon at the wheel
And ol' sly Satan's in the back
He says he wants to make a deal
A fire breathing whisper singe my ear, but there's no one to be
seen
Coming out my rear view mirror is ol' sly Satan's limousine
You sell your soul to the devil he'll give you everything you
see
But when the devil comes collecting you gonna be paying for
eternity
The Devil's chasing me
Devil, roll your window down
And look me in the eye
No, I did not make no deal
So don't wait for me to die
He's got a red and black tuxedo, he's got a hellhound driving
limousine
He's got a fire breathing demon driver who is life satanic fiend
He's got a black goatee and javalina teeth and a rattlesnake on
his sleeve
He's got pointy red boots with diamond studs
And a smile made to deceive
The Devil's chasing me
He's got a red and black tuxedo, he's got a hellhound driving
limousine
He's got a fire breathing demon driver who is life satanic fiend
He's got a black goatee and javalina teeth and a rattlesnake on
his sleeve
He's got pointy red boots with diamond studs
And a smile made to deceive
34.400 Bucks
I said Honey
I sent you 400 bucks
So you could buy some car
Well I loved you so much
I didn't get too far
For my 400 bucks
You were sweet that day
I guess I should of known
That you'd never repay
400 bucks 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks
A '57 sedan
And it's a mom and pop car
And now your old boyfriend's back
My only friend's at the bar
400 buck 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks
You got a new puppy dog
Threw your cat on the street
And now we're both fucked
Without my 400 bucks
400 bucks 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks
Spoken：
Remember when you said Honey
Someday that car is gonna look so good in front of our house
BITCH! I want my 400 dollars
I want my 400 dollars and I want it right now
give it to me!
35.Loaded Gun
My right hand holds a cold corona bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin
We had ourselves the sweetest little family
We laughed and sang and had a lot of fun
But I drowned it in a sea of stinkin' whiskey
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
But it's looking like she will have to wait
We had ourselves the sweetest little family
We laughed and sang and had a lot of fun
But I drowned it in a sea of stinkin' whiskey
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
36.Big Little Baby
Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall
Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all
Big little baby, big little baby
Her heart is as big as her feet are long
But she's not afraid to fight someone who does me wrong
Big little baby, big little baby
She sure a female who runs up the scale
She's a fillin' in as pretty as a girl can be
But when she's wearin' high heels she is six foot three
Big little baby, big little baby
She's as cute as she can be But she's tall as a tree
Big little baby
Let it roll. Feels good!!!
I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall
But she's a full grown woman who's got it all
Big little baby, big little baby
She's as cute as she can be
But she's taller than me
Big big big little baby
Big big big little baby
She's as cute as she can be
But she's taller than me
Big big big a-little baby
37.I'm Mad
You stay out, baby,
All night long
Wonder why I'm mad
You leave without a sign
Ask me why I'm sad
Why, get your stuff together 'cause I ain't gonna be your dad
I've had it up to here
I'm mad!
I'm mad!
When I work, baby, you flirt around acting all so bad
You think I'm dumb enough to buy that line
You think you got me had
Well, I ain't that dumb and, baby, you ain't that bad.
I've had it up to here
I'm mad!
I'm mad!
You say I'm crazy, crazy, crazy crazy crazy crazy!
At least I got some part-time job
At least I'm not so lazy lazy
It's been a long time coming and a crazy long time that I've had
I've had it up to here
I'm mad!
38.Bullet
Instrumental
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